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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 02:48

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

When does a woman know she is cumming?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.